the most quotable nutcase fighter since Mike Tyson
“If people can’t handle watching me or they can't handle the intensity of my life or they can’t handle me cussing saying fuck this and fuck, then you know, I think people really need to become a little more mature, kinda grow up a little bit…”
So Nick, would you agree your marijuana smoking has got in the way of your fight career?
"Actually, on the contrary, my fight career has gotten in the way of my marijuana smoking."
"He just lost again right? See what I mean? You are promoting Rich Franklin and this motherfucker, here he is, letting it ride and he's just trying to uphold his image. The guy's a fucking teacher. He's a school teacher - that's what he is. If I was going to fight him I'd be pretty damn confident. I'm going to fight a teacher not a fighter. There are plenty of teachers I wanted to beat up."
"If you're getting paid more than me, I'm definitely more excited about this ass whoopin I'm gonna put down on you."
For the record do you own a computer?
"After my last fight I bought one, I have no clue how to work it nor have any intention of chatting on here with you whores."
Rogan: "So now do you have respect for Diego?"
Diaz: "Naw, not really."
“Back in the day, a Ninja didn’t have his girlfriend sitting in the tree waiting to kill shit.”
"See if people are gonna hate just cause I say the word motherfucker, then fuck them, I don't have time to worry about marketing and shit, in my last fight my hair looked like shit cause all I did was train... I have other letters but i'm not that good of a reader."
Coming out of the UFC 67 weigh-ins:
"Diablo? who the fuck calls me diablo?"
All in relation to Gomi:
"He kinda just put his head down and looped some fucking punch out there that smacked me...I was like what the fuck?!?!?!?"
"There he is ....that little fucker."
“That little fucker hit me with a Hadukan or something.”
"I beat his ass. But you know, that little fucker. Man that fucker is tough. I mean I hit him, but then he comes out with this karate shit and little dude can bang. I mean he fucked up my eye and shit... That's why I went to the ground and go go'd him. You dont see that shit in MMA. Who in MMA go go's anyone cept me."
With regards to the Riggs hospital brawl:
Trigg - "You should have just closed the door Nick."
Nick - "How the fuck am I gonna close the door? I ain't no bitch."
"For the record, right now, I think someone needed to come out and say it: I think smoking pot is good for mixed martial artists. It's a new day and age, this is, uh, the year ... Fuck year is it? I don't know, because I've been training and smoking pot like I should, instead of paying attention to other bullshit, which I don't do."
On fighting in Stockton:
“Fighting in Stockton is going to be great for me. Stockton is a great fight town because if you drive long enough on some of these roads you’ll probably see a pretty good street fight.”
“So my bottom line is I wanted to get a bunch of this stuff off my chest is … is that … you know … I’m not no chump. I’m not going to just talk shit or whatever. I can’t remember where I was really going with that.”
"Because you get high all the time, you can't find people that train all the time. But if you get high and train, you will get high and train all the time together and it will be fucking massive-takeover-smoke-weed-and-kill-people shit."
"Making weed illegal is a little bit paranoid, don't you think? It's like saying God made a mistake, you know what I mean? It's like, you've got the whole world and Earth and all its holy creations, right? And God is like, Hmm, lookit, my whole world in all its holy ways, and he's like, Oh-my-me-oh-shit, I left weed in here. Yeah right, I left weed in here. Oh, shouldn't have smoked that joint on the third day."
The hydrogenated chocolate incident:
Jesse Holland (UFCmania): Who paints their hair and toes?
"Dude everybody. C’mon man. Even Hermes Franca. One day he comes in with that goofy haircut. You got Jens Pulver, fucking Mayhem Miller. Some bitch he was talking to tried to offer me this piece of hydrogenated chocolate. What the fuck are these guys into? Give me some real chocolate. Real fighters eat real chocolate."
“If I have a girlfriend, I don’t bring her to flaunt her. She doesn’t get to reap the benefits of me being famous."
“I’m trying to fight Sakurai, I’m trying to fight K.J. Noons, I’m trying to fight Anderson Silva, I’m trying to fight everybody. I’m trying to fight Georges motherfucking St.Pierre. I’m trying to fight … I didn’t mean to call Georges a motherfucker, but I ain’t got no problem getting there and fighting the best people in the world. Georges is a nice guy. I’m trying to fight Jon Fitch, I’m trying to fight Silva, I’m trying to fight K.J. Noons, I’m trying to fight everybody. I’m trying to fight Takanori Gomi, Sakurai, I’m trying to fuck everybody up. Fuck this shit. This is fucking gangster fucking warfare. I don’t give a fuck. You know what I mean?”
"Don’t be scared homie!"
Wednesday, December 28, 2011
Friday, December 23, 2011
Wednesday, December 21, 2011
Tuesday, December 20, 2011
Sunday, December 18, 2011
Monday, December 5, 2011
Gordon Ramsay Tells You How To Treat A Lady
Gordon Ramsay gives you a few tips on how to get the ladies nice and moist.
Thursday, December 1, 2011
Frenzal Rhomb - Bird Attack
Got to see Frenzal rock tracks off their new album and a bunch of their classics earlier this year and it was good to see they haven't lost that wacky sense of humor. Definitely one of my favourite gigs of the year. This is a single off their new album Smoko At The Pet Food Factory. Fuckin' gold!
Friday, November 25, 2011
Thursday, November 24, 2011
Wednesday, November 23, 2011
BlindTest #1
"BlindTest #1
*BlindTest.
We painted last day this shit after thinking about an idea I had when I broke last year my right arm.
Because of my handicap, during 3months, I had to paint with my left hand and I discovered a new approach of painting, by forgetting my classic reflexes. Now, we are going to carry out differents walls with differents handicap, just because
Graffiti is Funky.
Isn't?
This piece was performed with closed eyes.
Cheers,
BemsGF!"
Tuesday, November 22, 2011
Michael Winslow - Whole Lotta Love by Led Zeppelin
The man of 10000 sound effects doing his thing on a Norwegian talk show.
Monday, November 21, 2011
Heavy Artillery
Stolen from the Ironlak Blog.
Damn these dudes are killin it right now.
More info:
Damn these dudes are killin it right now.
“Nice new pieces from some members of the Heavy Artillery Crew of the UK. Thanks to Around the wizzle for the pictures. Mr WANY, STORM, TWESH and PONK come correct with some great new walls. It looks like the crew was able to flex a bit on these new pieces. Heavy Artillery is always bringing the heat with new and innovative directions. Great walls.” -Graffuturism.
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Saturday, November 19, 2011
Friday, November 18, 2011
Jorian Ponomareff - Drift
This dude is the Ken Block of the crotch rocket world. The man has some serious skills on two wheels.
Thursday, November 17, 2011
Crazy BASE Jump
Douggs and his friends BASE jumping from the elevator of Hotel Bali from Benidorm in Spain.
Wednesday, November 16, 2011
Tuesday, November 15, 2011
Monday, November 14, 2011
Saturday, November 12, 2011
Trick Shot Hole-in-One
This is just sick, every year before the Masters the players have a warm up round on the par 3 for fun. At this particular hole they often try to skim the ball across the water for to the enjoyment of the crowds.
On this occasion Vijay Singh goes one step better.
On this occasion Vijay Singh goes one step better.
Friday, November 11, 2011
Thursday, November 10, 2011
RIP Joe Frazier
A Gentleman and an incredible fighter with the meanest left hook of all time.
Boxing truly lost one of its great men. Rest in Peace Smokin' Joe.
Boxing truly lost one of its great men. Rest in Peace Smokin' Joe.
Wednesday, November 9, 2011
Monday, November 7, 2011
Friday, November 4, 2011
What the Fuck?
I usually hate on the kid, but if I'm being honest, even if he can afford the illest ghostwriters and has them personally mentor his flow, he still pulls this off, one take, live on radio. I have seen a LOT of big name internationals do a shitload worse.
Calendar Girls November.... Candace Rae
I know how much my big homey Tues loves his redheads, and I figured as I'm about to spend next month travelling with him, I'd put him in a good mood with a month full of sexy red goodness.
Rang doesn't come much hotter than Candace Rae so she is November's calendar girl.
Rang doesn't come much hotter than Candace Rae so she is November's calendar girl.
Thursday, November 3, 2011
Kelly Slater. 11 x World Champion.
Unbelievable effort by one of the greatest athletes of my generation, and perhaps all time.
11th World Title locked in today in San Francisco.
Wow.
11th World Title locked in today in San Francisco.
Wow.
Wednesday, November 2, 2011
Trem Listening Party @ Clinic 116
Yanked from Ironlak.com
Clinic 116 | TREM’s ‘The Listening Party’ recap – Adelaide, Australia.
Clinic 116 hosted ‘The Listening Party‘ for TREM’s new album ‘For The Term of His Natural Life,’ on Saturday 29th of October.
Here’s a photo recap of the day’s events, featuring a few local cameos and some live painting by VANS the OMEGA, PALMS and ERBAN.
Photos: Selina Miles and Graff Central.
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